Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Life Lessons

Feeling badly about the state of your house? How about your mothering skills? Not a good friend and don't call like you need to? Well I have the answers to all the things weighing you down currently about your life. No, not therapy. Not even a suggestion to work on those things that are not up to par. No, no, that would be silly. The key to feeling better about your life is....to find people whose lives make you look like (a) the classiest person on the planet, (b) the best spouse/mother on the planet, (c) the most attractive person on the planet, or (d) the sanest person on the planet. And I have the answer for you, friends! Simply tune in to two shows:
  • My Big Redneck Wedding on CMT
  • Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew on VH1
Yep, simply tune in to a single episode of either show, and suddenly your life will be much better. After all, it's all relative, my friends.

1 comment:

Design Girl said...

Lol...One of my college professors used to say that he would go walk around Wal-mart anytime he needed to feel better about his life. There were always so many people who were much worse off than him.