Carl Wheezer's Halloween Persona

Carl Wheezer apparently wants to be a vampire for Halloween. It's the only explanation for why he is so into scratching E and I so much lately. As E says, "Carl Wheezer make me bleeeed!" I'm coming to work looking like someone who doesn't know the proper technique or location for slitting her wrists. He's also into goth makeup and keeps stealing my eyebrow brush for his own amusement.