Love Me Some MasterCard

8 hours in Same Day Surgery: $TBD

Anesthesiologist's bill: $TBD

Doctor's bill: $TBD

20 Lortabs for pain: $10.99

Ultram for pain: $12

Lupron shots: $60/month for 6 months

Having a friend who will give you a shot in the ass every month: PRICELESS.