CAN Read My Pa-Pa-Pa-Poker Face

Upon entering the cinder block palace this morning, I'm pretty sure the following message was displayed on my face:

Not ready to play nice. Back off. Do not feed the bears. Keep your distance or you might lose a hand. May spew negative comments onto the nicest "good morning" wisher. Out to lunch. May not return socially. My kid is driving me to the brink.

Happy Thursday. Or its literal translation today, Here's a kick in the face free of charge!