Doug has entered dangerous ground. I turned on the sound machine last night, went to the bathroom, came back and got in the bed, and after a minute I said, "this doesn't sound like the ocean." Doug: "that's because I changed it to running stream." THE MAN WHO CAN SLEEP THROUGH A TORNADO THINKS HE HAS THE RIGHT TO TOUCH THE SOUND MACHINE BELONGING TO THE PERSON WHO HASN'T SLEPT THROUGH THE NIGHT IN 3 YEARS?!? DOES THAT SEEM LIKE A WISE MOVE?!?
Tupelo, if your beer doesn't get delivered one day, it's because I bashed his head in during the night with the sound machine.
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