Last year, like many years, I guzzled mass quantities of Dr. Pepper on Fat Tuesday in preparation for giving it up for Lent. However, this year I have not had a DP in FORTY-SEVEN DAYS! So, I will be giving up chocolate for Lent. And yes, I realize that I told all of you that I've been trying to go zero sugar since New Year's Day. However, please also reference that chocolate intake has been on the rise since the return of the beast.
I suddenly have a picture of a breaking news bulletin scrolling across the bottom of your monitor: "RUN AND HIDE! EMILY IS OFF DR. PEPPER AND CHOCOLATE! DANGER AHEAD!"
I amuse myself.
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