Thursday, September 30, 2010

I'd Be Rich(er)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHacDYj8KZM

Listen to the above song, which Sara and I heart, and then use the melody to sing the following:
If I had 30 thousand dollars...if I had 30 thousand dollars...
well I'd get us on the list...the adoption agency list...
If I had 30 thousand dollars...if I had 30 thousand dollars...
well we'd fly to China...and bring a precious baby girl home...
I keep waiting for the $30k to fall like Manna from Heaven...

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Chair Apparent

My mom and dad gave Elliott a teeny-tiny recliner for his 3rd birthday (2008).
Boy has it been a hit...
 
 
 
 


Seriously, everyone loves this chair.


50 pound weight limit my booty! ;)

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

REFOCUS!

Goals for October - December 2010:
  • Hit 1#0 pounds by Christmas
  • Go down one pant size by Christmas
  • Be in a smaller width bra by Christmas
  • Be able to run 1 mile without looking like an asthmatic imbecile
Workout Schedule:
  • Mondays - Walk on treadmill at home
  • Tuesdays - Zumba or softball
  • Wednesdays - Kettle bell workout at home
  • Thursdays - Zumba
  • Fridays - None
  • Saturdays - Bob Bootcamp workout at home
  • Sundays - Stability ball workout at home

These are all very ambitious for me, but still measurable and attainable.  I just realized that I made a list of goals on a Tuesday (not the magic Monday we all talk about) at the end of a month (not the magical "I'll start on October 1" motivation).  Huh, that makes me really happy.  So here goes...

Friday, September 24, 2010

Secrets from a NON-Domestic Goddess

Most everyone knows that I'm not a very good housekeeper.  But I do have a tip or two from time to time.  For instance, everyone wants more room, right?  I have a magical trick for making your rooms seem larger.  Step 1: Pile up lots of crap into the desired room.  Step 2: Leave it there for several months.  Step 3: Walk around it, often stubbing your toe, for several months.  Step 4: In a moment of insanity, clean up said room.  You will be amazed at how much bigger your room now seems!

Apparently, the same concept can be applied to weight.  I've been at my current weight before.  But when reaching it the first time, it was unattractive to others.  But since passing it and then returning to it, apparently it's a fantastic weight.  Go freaking figure.

Thursday, September 23, 2010

The Thursday Tinkle Tally

I'm quite legendary for the amount of tinkle breaks I take during the day (I've even been tested for a condition, which luckily came back negative).  I knew my current job was a keeper when they gave me the office right next door to the bathroom.  My problems with frequent urination are 3-fold:
  1. I consume A LOT of beverages during the day.
  2. I apparently have a small bladder, with a fold in it (the former is suspected, the latter is confirmed by a doctor).
  3. When The Beast is fired up, it puts extra pressure on my bladder.
I have been threatening for awhile now to keep a tally of how many times I go during the day.  I really should do it again on day 1 or 2 of my period because it is much higher.  But here are today's findings, which I will update again tomorrow to include tonight at home.

It is 3:30 pm, and I am headed to pee for the 6th time today (1x time at home, 5x at work).

I forgot to really pay attention last night, but I think I went an additional 3 to 4 times at home.  So, I'm calling the final Thursday Tinkle Tally = 10.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Precious Moments

This is a transcript of our conversation on the way home from soccer practice last night:

Elliott: I wish I had a baby.

Me: You wish you had a baby brother or sister?

Elliott: Yes.

Me: What do you want, a baby brother or a baby sister?

Elliott: Daddy, what do you want?

Me: No, Doug, do not answer. Elliott, what do YOU want?

Elliott: I want a boy.

Doug: I want a girl.

Me: Well, we just need to pray about it.

Elliott: Ok, let's do it.

Me: You want to pray about it now?

Elliott: Yes.

Me: Ok, Daddy, go for it.

Doug starts praying. I add a little something and start tearing up. And then...

Elliott: ...and God, if you could also help us get a guinea pig.

Me: HAHAHAHAHA!

Monday, September 20, 2010

I Don't Stand a Chance


When I say "Tater," you say "Log."

TATER!










LOG!











TATER!











LOG!









I complied by eating 2 tater logs - one for each of them.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

My Little Celebrity

Elliott's class was featured on the news last night!

Check out "WCBI News @ 6 Part 2 - 09.14.10" under videos.
http://www.wcbi.com/

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Laborious, Indeed

I'm exhausted from the long weekend. Here is a rundown of events.

Saturday:

Prairie Arts Festival
  • (Doug worked a hunt)
  • Funnel cake as breakfast (a PAF tradition)
  • Strategies for keeping Elliott, Corgan and Kitty from being whiny failed
  • Chicken on a stick for lunch (another PAF tradition, and it must be purchased from a particular vendor)
  • Granted a reprieve when Jero agreed to take the 2 little ones back early
  • Bought 2 gifts
  • Kitty won 1st prize in her age category in the art contest
  • Cotton candy

Post-Dove Hunt Cookout in Artesia

  • A fairly new tradition, but very worth it b/c the people who put it on are golden
  • (Daddy and Doug at MSU game)

Sunday:


Preparation
  • Trip to Wal-Mart for some very last minute game supply and prize shopping
  • Groceries for assigned dish
  • Balloons had to be blown up, etc.

100th Anniversary Celebration at Church
  • Arrived at 11:30 to get games setup (Game Chair)
  • Mass at 12:30, said by Bishop (great service)
  • Lunch at 2
  • Games after (relay races)
  • Didn't leave until nearly 5 pm because Mom was chair of cleanup committee

Another Post-Dove Hunt Cookout

  • More hamburgers, this time at Jero & Penny's house
  • Had the kids do more relay races

Monday:

  • Chilled at the house for the morning
  • Watched The Office marathon
  • Lunch at Mom's
  • More chilling in the evening

Please forgive the uninspired and uninteresting narrative that is this entry. I'm so tired from all of the above that a more interesting narrative escapes me.

In weighty news, no loss but no gain. So apparently, relay races directly counterbalance "fair" food. Not too shabby for Labor Day weekend!

Friday, September 3, 2010

Regression Analysis

So, it's a really good thing that I wrote about Elliott's (POSITIVE!) first day of school. Because since his 180 degree turnabout after day 3, those positive first few days are a vague memory. Some days I swear it never happened.

Lots of tears and worrying have filled our mornings and nights ever since. He eats, on a good day, 1/2 of his sandwich at school. He even refused his Popsicle at the Superstar party on Tuesday (children who have smiley faces for the entire month get to attend a party) for fear that it would make his stomach hurt. Doug and I really, really hate the phrases, "My stomach might hurt" and "My stomach hurts at lunchtime."

He has regressed to sleeping in our bed. He cries every day. But once he gets to school, he does well (other than the lunch stuff). Today, as it is not only Friday but treasure chest day (10 consecutive smiley face days to choose a prize), he was slightly more composed. But guess what? Corgan chose to regress today. And selfishly, I thought, "Thank you for letting me have a slight break."

Elliott's teacher sent me the below photo this morning, along with a note that the PE teacher thinks Elliott is the sweetest child in the class (AWW!). Notice that Corgan is smiling, but then notice the smiley faces on the wall to the left.

Corgan's name is the only one on the middle face - prior to 9 am this morning. Uh oh!

And here is a quick pic of us supporting our DAWGS today!

Happy Friday!

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Let's Get This Party Started




This is my time to shine!

I'm partying like a rock star!













You just wait.

Next month, it's my turn to be line leader!