The Price of Bribery, I mean Bravery, is $21.86 (+ tax)

Me: Elliott, you are going to have to get an army haircut like Uncle Jeb.

Elliott: I not want to.

Me: If you will be brave and let Daddy shave your head, Mami will go to Wal-Mart tomorrow morning and buy you that Wolverine you've been wanting.

Elliott: Okay.


Oh yeah, and the price of fumigation? $61.95 for RID shampoo and house spray. Not counting new pillows, broom, etc.