Bathtime Entertainment

While I was out getting embarrassed on the softball field last night, Doug was home doing daddy duty, namely giving E a bath when my mom came by. Mom, alerting them that she was there by yelling, became engaged in a shouting match through the bathroom door with E:

Who is it?
It's Grandmommy.
What you doin'?
I brought Mami's potato salad.
Why?
Just because.
Where you goin'?
Home.
SING THE HOT DOG SONG!

So Grandmommy proceeded to sing the Oscar Meyer commercial jingle to Elliott through the bathroom door. Somebody give that woman an award.