Potty Humor

Ok, so here it is. The truth I've been holding tightly inside me for months now. The truth I tried not to believe, but now when faced with the reality I can no longer deny: I ABHOR POTTY TRAINING. It sucks. It's hard work. And there are lots of trips that end in, "It's not coming anyway." No joke, 4 out of every 5 trips SPRINTING to the potty end in that statement. But it is awesome on that 1/5 trip when he excitedly yells, "You like it!?!" Which you really can't appreciate how funny that is until Doug is the one with him in the country club restroom at a wedding reception with other men in there. Daddy felt like a pervert. And Mami laughed hysterically, then told the story to everyone who would listen.